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Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
Charlie: Oh my God! Did you talk to him?
MOnica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. Look, David is going to propose to you tonight.
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Ross: Oh my God, we did it! (he sits beside her and skims through her notes excitedly)
Ross: Oh my God, I love you.
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Ross: My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Charlie: Oh my God! (pauses) I'm your groupie!
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Monica: Ha! My point!
Joey: Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... (sighs) What the hell is my problem? OH! (He falls back on the bed)
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Chandler: Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
Ross: Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. (Mr. Oberblau giggles)
Mr. Oberblau: (seeing her) Oh, you're back... (to Ross) this is my wife, Nancy.
Ross: Oh my God, wh-what happened?
Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Monica: Oh my God! You're good!
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?
Trudie Styler: Oh no, I know that wouldnt work. My husbands in concert.
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Joey: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Dina: Oh my God! Bobby!
Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Phoebe: Oh my God.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
Joey: Youre my friend!
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Joey: You went through my personal property?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Rachel: No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Chandler: I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!
Joey: Oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my God.
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Joey: Oh my God. You do?
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
Joey: Oh my, oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Rachel: I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: Hide my rings.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Joey: (notices something in the mail that Rachel brought in) Oh my God!
Ross: You dont want my opinion?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Rachel: I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and gasps) Who is this?
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Phoebe: Okay. (They shake hands and she pulls away suddenly) Oh my God! What did I ever do to you?! (Rubbing her hand.)
Amy: Oh my God!
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Rachel: Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! (runs to her room to get her money)
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Monica: Oh, my God.
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Ross: Rachel whos carrying my baby? Rachel?
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Chandler: Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Gary: Its candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
Rachel: Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Ross: Thats my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Chandler: Thats right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.
Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby!
Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.