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Phoebe: [looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
JOEY: Are you naked in there?
Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, lets poke. (they start to advance the giant poking device) Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, were approaching the window (as he says this the camera cuts to their view of Ugly Naked Guy, so that we actually see him!) Thread the needle. Thread the needle.
Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.
JADE: I got a little drunk...and naked.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
JOEY: [reading over her shoulder] Wait, here's one. Uh, would you be willing to cook naked?
Charlton Heston: Hello! Whos in there? (He opens to curtain to reveal a naked and wet Joey.)
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Ross: Naked friends.
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Joey: (interrupting him) Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Joey: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Rachel: I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Chandler: I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
All: Yeah, it is! Naked Ross!!
Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless youre thinking about Naked Wednesdays.
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Chandler: (looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?!
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Phoebe: Naked alone time.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Ross: Please dont say naked chicks.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Monica: Naked?
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Ross: The big deal is I dont want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzlebeer! Cold beer.
Rachel: �Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Ross: Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Joey: Yeah, thats one naked hooker!
(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. Ill let you fill in the blank here.)
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Ross: Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Ross: Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?