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Joey: (interrupting him) Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Ross: Please dont say naked chicks.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Joey: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Rachel: I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Chandler: I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless youre thinking about Naked Wednesdays.
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
All: Yeah, it is! Naked Ross!!
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Phoebe: Naked alone time.
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Chandler: (looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Monica: Naked?
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Ross: The big deal is I dont want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzlebeer! Cold beer.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Rachel: �Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Ross: Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!
Joey: Yeah, thats one naked hooker!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. Ill let you fill in the blank here.)
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Ross: Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Ross: Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
Ross: (joking) I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
Phoebe: [looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Rachel: Oh yeah! (She gasps.) Oh my God! That is our friend! (Monica covers her face.) It's Naked Ross! (Monica turns and buries her face in Chandler's shoulder.)
Joey: (looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. Its like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Joey: (looking out the window) Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!