words in movies
GRANDMOTHER: Esther Livingston. [scratches out name] Gone.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Chandler: Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?
PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
Joey: Name one!
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Joey: Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?
Rachel: Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Monica: What was her name?
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Joey: I said name one!
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Helena: So whats your name?
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Chandler: Shh! It is a family name!
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Joey: Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Phoebe: Oh, it has a name?
Chandler: I stole Monicas and changed the name.
Chandler: Were on a semi-first name basis.
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
The Cooking Teacher: Thats very good, whats your name?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Joey: And what is his name?
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Salon girl: Name?
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: Oh... what an interesting name.
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Ross: Ehm... Her name is Emma.
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Monica: Name one of his books.
Chandler: Awesome, the name really stands out.
Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.