words in movies
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Monica: (beaming) Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)
Rachel: Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Ross: You'll see. Okay. (Readies himself.) Oh, what's-what's her name?
Chandler: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebes book of names.]
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Ross: Whats her last name?
Joey: Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.
Joey: Name one!
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Chandler: Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?
Rachel: Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Joey: Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Monica: What was her name?
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Joey: I said name one!
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Chandler: Shh! It is a family name!
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Joey: Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Chandler: I stole Monicas and changed the name.
Phoebe: Oh, it has a name?
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Chandler: Were on a semi-first name basis.
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
The Cooking Teacher: Thats very good, whats your name?
Joey: And what is his name?
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Salon girl: Name?
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)