words in movies
Phoebe: Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
Joey: (interrupting) Was his name Angus? (Monica and Chandler laugh.)
Rachel: Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Phoebe: Ooh! Thats good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint: Phoebe.
Ross: You'll see. Okay. (Readies himself.) Oh, what's-what's her name?
Chandler: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebes book of names.]
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Joey: Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Ross: Whats her last name?
Chandler: Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
Joey: Name one!
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Joey: Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?
Rachel: Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Joey: I said name one!
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Helena: So whats your name?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Chandler: Shh! It is a family name!
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Joey: Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Chandler: I stole Monicas and changed the name.
Phoebe: Oh, it has a name?
Chandler: Were on a semi-first name basis.
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
The Cooking Teacher: Thats very good, whats your name?
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
Joey: And what is his name?
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Salon girl: Name?
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }