words in movies
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Joey: Which, is the new plan!
Joey: Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.
Felicity: Um-hum. Talk New York to me again.
Ross: Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!
Mr. Geller: Wow, love your new nose!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Dr. Miller: Okay. You've got a small, minor infection in that left eye. I want you to take these drops three times a day and you'll be as good as new.
Joey: (Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Joey: Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?
Cashier: Oh no-no, Im fascinated by paleontology. Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book?
Monica: Happy New Year.
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
Chandler: That new mountain bike?
Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Phoebe: Is that a new Swede jacket? It looks really expensive.
[Scene: A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York, it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara.]
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
[Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.]
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Joey: Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song. Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there.]
Chandler: Yeah, hes made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Yknow its all very Cats in the CradleI dont want to get into it. (The show starts.) Here we go.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Joey: Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.
Rachel: (seeing his new table) Ohh! Oh my God!
Ross: Its my new apothecary table!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Mr. Geller: Well, its time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.
Phoebe: Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Joey: Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.