words in movies
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Mr. Heckles: Im Chandlers new roommate.
Ross: (jumping up) Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! (Storms out.)
[Scene: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.]
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
JOEY: Likewise. Uh, I'll take that. [grabs moose hat] It's what I came for. So, this is new. Where'd you two meet?
The Teacher: Well hi, Im Jenny Boone. Im the new teacher here.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
[Scene: Fortunata Fashions, Rachels new job.]
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Chandler: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why dont you put down your copy of The Rules huh mantrap?!
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Phoebe: I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
Mackenzie: My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.
(They both look at each other, nod their heads All right and follow their stuff into their new rooms.)
Ross: Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Chandler: Because the kids need new shoes.
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Joey: Joey Tribbiani! From the wall! (The dry cleaner doesnt remember) Okay, maybe this will jog your memory, huh? (Holds his picture up in front of his face.) Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, Im ready to go back up on the wall Im the star of a new TV show.
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Ken: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet".
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
Chandler: Oh, sweet Lord. New realms of pleasure!
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Rachel: Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?
ROSS: (on phone) Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Phoebe: Rachel has a new doll.
Ross: Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is working on a new song.]
Joey: (Holding a magazine) Wow! The new Playboy!
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
[Scene: Monicas new kitchen, Allesandro is introducing her to her new employees.]
Phoebe: Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
Chandler: Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Rosss! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Joey: Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot.
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.
[Scene: An airport in New York.]
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off)
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is showing off her new dollhouse. Its a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table.]
Joey: Which, is the new plan!
Felicity: Um-hum. Talk New York to me again.
Joey: Nooo, I said we needed a new plan.
Ross: Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Mr. Geller: Wow, love your new nose!
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Phoebe: Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's weekend, a hotel clerk is showing them their new room.]
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Dr. Miller: Okay. You've got a small, minor infection in that left eye. I want you to take these drops three times a day and you'll be as good as new.
Joey: (Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Joey: Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?
Monica: Happy New Year.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Cashier: Oh no-no, Im fascinated by paleontology. Have you read the new Walter Alvarez book?
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[Scene: Ursulas apartment, Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career.]
Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?