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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party. So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square.]
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Ross: Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Joey: Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Monica: It's my New Year's resolution!
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
Rachel: You cant, because of the new skylight!
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist.
Monica: New York.
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
Phoebe: Hey! New wallet, huh?
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Janine: I just got a call to be a dancer on a television special for New Years Eve. Its called some sort of Dickn Rockn Dickie Eve.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Monica: Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Rachel: see I cant decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Chandler: What else is new?
Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.
(Chandler and Ross enter with the new pictures.)
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Dedicated to the People of New York City
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Chandler: You need new clothes.
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Ross: I dont think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Student: Yeah, its the new building on Avenue A.
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Monica: Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Chandler: Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.
Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases.]
Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! Its time to open the presents!
Rachel: New people.
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]
Mr. Heckles: I could be Chandlers new roommate.
CHANDLER: No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Rachel: You need to learn some new slang.
Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.
Casting Director #1: Hold it. Im sorry, the surprise is a new swing set, if you could play it a little less intense?
Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Ken: I�m sorry, but isn�t your wife back in New York?
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Michelle: This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!
Ross: There's something new in the bowl.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Joey: (to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!
Chandler: New York.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.