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Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so...
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
Monica: Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Monica: It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Joey: Totally! I would love to spend New Years with you.
Rachel: (seeing his new table) Ohh! Oh my God!
Ross: Its my new apothecary table!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters.]
Mr. Geller: Well, its time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.
Phoebe: Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend. Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Joey: Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!
Rachel: (on the phone) Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.
Eric: Hi, Im Eric, Im gonna be Chandlers new roommate.
Mr. Thompson: Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani!!
Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Chandler: (to Tag) Okay, you are new!
JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
Rachel: You cant, because of the new skylight!
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with.
[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joeys boat), shes shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality shes in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Rachel: (showing Phoebe her phone) His new girlfriend!
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist.
Phoebe: Hey! New wallet, huh?
Director: (To Cameraman) Make sure you get this, theyre gonna want it for the bloopers show. (To everyone) Alright cut! Listen up everyone, when we start again its gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybodys excitement.
Monica: New York.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Monica: Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
Janine: I just got a call to be a dancer on a television special for New Years Eve. Its called some sort of Dickn Rockn Dickie Eve.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Rachel: see I cant decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
(Chandler and Ross enter with the new pictures.)
Rachel: Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.
Chandler: What else is new?
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.