words in movies
[Scene: The Hospital, it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background. It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him.]
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
[Scene: A newsstand, Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper.]
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's reading a newspaper. Chandler and Monica walk in.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
(In the apartment below, Mr.Heckles is trying to relax and read his newspaper, but Rachel is helplessly dangling upside-down with her ankle wrapped up in the Christmas lights.)
(Janice kisses him. Monica comes out for the newspaper.}
[Joey shows them the torn-up newspaper.]
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
(Joey comes out of the bathroom reading a newspaper)
Phoebe: Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading the newspaper.]
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings. He lets the machine answer it.]
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.
JOEY: Here it is, here it is. [reading from newspaper] The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]
(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)
The Director: (entering carrying a newspaper) Here we go people! (starts reading the review) Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la Ah-ha! Joey Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"