words in movies
(Janice kisses him. Monica comes out for the newspaper.}
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
[Scene: A newsstand, Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper.]
Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
(In the apartment below, Mr.Heckles is trying to relax and read his newspaper, but Rachel is helplessly dangling upside-down with her ankle wrapped up in the Christmas lights.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's reading a newspaper. Chandler and Monica walk in.]
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
[Joey shows them the torn-up newspaper.]
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
(Joey comes out of the bathroom reading a newspaper)
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is reading the newspaper.]
Phoebe: Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?
(Rachel picks up a newspaper and starts beating him with it.)
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
[Scene: The Hospital, it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background. It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him.]
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings. He lets the machine answer it.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]
JOEY: Here it is, here it is. [reading from newspaper] The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king.
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.
(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)
The Director: (entering carrying a newspaper) Here we go people! (starts reading the review) Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la Ah-ha! Joey Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"