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{Transcribers Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, thats why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}
Phoebe: No! Barry and Mindy.
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Ross: No, no-no, Ross Geller.
Ross: No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont
Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Phoebe: No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she cant come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.
Monica: No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac.
Monica: No-no-no, no! Its sensual!
Monica: Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Joey: No! No! No, not after seeing that.
Rachel: No! No-no-no
Phoebe: No. Ive learned my lesson.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Ross: No, she kept kicking me away!
Ross: No!
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
Ross: Umm, no.
Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
Chandler: No, there were two.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Phoebe: No.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
RICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Chandler: Ummmmmmmm, no.
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?
Phoebe: No, no, thats the ghost for the attic.
Rachel: No.
Monica: I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
The Waiter: No.
Phoebe: Ohh, no. (Pause) Oh okay, so you're a cop which means you can park anywhere, 'cause I know that 'cause I'm a cop too. So, all right, keep up the good work. 10-4. (Tries to leave.)
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Ross: That is really nice lying! No way is that the reason!
Phoebe Sr: No, I was working on my pottery.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Chandler: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
MONICA: OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. You know what? Ross, let's - let's switch places. You get in the middle. No un-, ya know, unless this looks like we're trying to cover something up.
Woman On Train: Oh, no. But its just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
Rachel: No its not!
Fireman No. 2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Phoebe: Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Ross: No.
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Rachel: No. Have you?
Phoebe: No, sorry.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.
Rachel: No! Help me!
ROSS: Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Rachel: No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!
Ross: No.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: No, I dont.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Mindy: Oh no, it isn't! No! I think Barry is seeing someone in the city.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Phoebe: Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
Monica: No!! Why didnt you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
JOEY: (listens at the door.)� No.� (pause) All right, I'm going in.
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Joey: No.
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Monica: No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
Monica: No-no-no, no!
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Chandler: No!
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
PHOEBE: No, now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert.
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Ross: Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.
Ross: Oh God, no.
Ross: Yeah well, if ah, if thats the rule this weekend... (She gets up) No!