words in movies
Ross: Tsz... NO! (he goes to sit down, dropping a multicoloured silk streamer off his sleeve).
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Phoebe: No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy. (to the shop assistant) Yeah.
Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
Zack: Uhm... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Zack: No I didn't.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Phoebe: Well... (pause) no.
Rachel: No, that's David.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Monica: (pause) No.
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Zack: No you didn't.
Zack: No you did.
Chandler: No, no he went for a walk.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Ben: No.
Ben: No Santa? Was I bad?
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
Ross: No, these are my pants.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Monica: No.
Ben: No! Why does he have to go?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Barry: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Joey: No.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Tag: Still no luck.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Joey: No. No. No.
Rachel: No?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! I wont say, no to a movie!
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up a leave.)
Joey: No I wont.
Ross: No they dont!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Rachel: Well no.
Joey: No. Really?
Earl: Oh no.
Phoebe: No, whatever! Anything!
Phoebe: No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Phoebe: No, its fate!
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Phoebe: No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Ursula: Right, okay, then no.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Ross: Thats right! Wait no, Ben.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Phoebe: No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you (Joey considers it)
Joey: No.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}