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Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
Monica: No.
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Rachel: No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.
Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesnt mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Phoebe: Oh no. [The patented version.]
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Chandler: No! Her boyfriend Richard!
Monica: No it is not!
Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!
Chandler: No!
Ross: No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Joey: Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Rachel: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Oh! No, not really.
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Joey: No.
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
MICH: No! No dessert, just a check, please.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Mr. Geller: No.
Ross: No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Monica: No time for that!
Ross: No, no. (Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out) I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think Im pretty comfortable with the whole situation.
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Mr. Waltham: No.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: No.
Chandler: No we didnt!
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Rachel: No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Rachel: No, you know what, I think you should go.
Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!
Chandler: For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!
Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport.
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
Monica: No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"
Phoebe: No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.
Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
MRS GREEN: No.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Ross: No thank you for Thank you.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Phoebe: Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.
Chandler: No.
Chandler: Oh no.
(She shakes her head no.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Ross: (weakly) No.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Ross: Hate him? I No, I dont hate him. (Pause) Its just its Rachel, yknow?
Fat Monica: No. No, thank you!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Monica: No, you cannot.
JOEY: No no no, behind it.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Rachel: No, it wasn't. It was actually the
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Joey: No hey Rach, its cool okay? Yknow Im a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?
Monica: No, she's out shopping.
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Chandler: No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?
Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
MNCA: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Phoebe: (she smells his head) No!
Monica: (getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.