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Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Joey: No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. Its a one day job, max.
Phoebe: No, but hes always late.
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Yeah, no, were gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Phoebe: No kind. He just makes it up.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Frank: Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I cant believe that I screwed it up so bad.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but thats okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, (gets his out) so Im allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, its flattery.
Ross: Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella. Dont, dont just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...
Ross: Um, no.
Phoebe: No, whatever! Anything!
Phoebe: No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Phoebe: No, its fate!
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
(There is no response from Rachel.)
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Phoebe: No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Ursula: Right, okay, then no.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Ross: Thats right! Wait no, Ben.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
Phoebe: No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you (Joey considers it)
Joey: No.
{Transcribers Note: There was no credits scene with this episode.}
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Joey and Ross: No. No.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Phoebe: No I didnt!
Phoebe: No.
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Tom: Umm, no.
Tom: No thats my assistant.
Rachel: No!
Monica and Chandler: No!
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Rachel: No. No.
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Rachel: No, Im not.
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar. Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack.]
MNCA: Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Monica: No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff.
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Rachel: No! Dont say that! Dont say that!
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Monica: No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
Joey: Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of em.
Ross: No!
Phoebe: No. Why?
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Joey: Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.
Rachel: Oh no, at the Grammies I always win.
Ross: So what! I still haveNo youre probably right.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Chandler: Ino! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.
Joey: No. What?
Joey: No! Im up for a Soapie!
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Ross: YeahNo!!
The Other Woman: No thanks.
Woman: No.
Chandler: Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.
Rachel: No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Rachel: No.
Chandler: No, but waitwhat if I bought it from you, yknow? And your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say (Gets choked up) $1,500?
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Rachel: No!!
Ross: Oh come on. It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village. (Kicks a sign in frustration) And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much.
(In slow motion, Phoebe snaps the ball, Rachel goes long. Joey and Chandler and all over Phoebe, leaving Rachel wide open. Ross starts to rush Monica, who sees Phoebe is double covered, in desperation she throws to Rachel. We see flying through the air, and then Rachel running underneath it, then the ball, then Rachel again, then the ball, then Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey staring at it in shock. Then with the grace of Jerry Rice (no offense to Jerry Rice), Rachel catches the ball, and she stops and spikes the ball. Both Phoebe and Monica erupt in celebration.)
Chandler: No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud.
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
ROSS: That, that is funny. That is painfully funny. No, wait. Wait, yeah, that's just painful
Chandler: Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No she hasnt.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Chandler: No, no, no.
Chandler: No I didn't!
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Monica: You bet! No TV or anything! (she gets up from the sofa and goes to the kitchen area)
Phoebe: NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!