words in movies
Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Monica: Because Im not.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Chandler: Why not?
Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
Chandler: Not well.
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
[Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.]
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Monica: Of course not nothing is. Between me and you
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Chandler: But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Joey: Well Im not proud of this, but (He turns around and starts to mess with his eyelids.)
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
Phoebe: Its-its not negative, its positive.
Rachel: Ah, its still not the time.
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Chandler: Why not?! I mean its just, its just climbing! Its just, its just steep!
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
Phoebe: Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen.
Rachel: Ughhhh!! Forget it! (Sits down heavily on the bed.) This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Gunther: Im sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Joey: (hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
FBOB: Look, I am just not strong enough to be in a codependent relationship right now, OK?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Chandler: Im not even Im not even
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? (Gunther starts to pour him another cup.) So uh, what do you do when youre not working here?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Phoebe: (in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! Shes not your cousin!
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Ross: No! No! NotI dont mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, whos umm six and I still think of him as a baby.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Ross: Not on you! On the stripper!
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
MONICA: What have I not told you?
Chandler: Okay, cause thats not gonna get annoying.
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Phoebe: But, its not like were losing anything. Y'know?
Rachel: Im not in love with Ross!
Joey: (To a co-worker) Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. (A customer walks by.) Bijan for men? (The customer ignores him, and Joey starts to chase him) Bijan for men?!
Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
Ross: (annoyed) O-kay... I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? (Joey gives Ross a hug) NOT FROM YOU! (Joey lets go)
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Phoebe: Im not gonna give you tips! Look dont you see that this-this this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
Ross: Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Rachel: All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! (She pounds her hand on the counter twice. The ticket agent counters by placing the closed sign on the counter and tapping it twice.)
Chandler: I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. (he waits for a reaction, when he doesn't get one) No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!
[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
Chandler: I tried, but apparantly singing "I will survive" in a helium voice - not helping.
Big Nosed Rachel: Oh! No, not really.
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Phoebe: Well, at least you didnt rent yours from a store called, "Its Not Too Late."
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Ross: Not yet.
Ross: I know, why not?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Rachel: But, it's not raining.
Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Phoebe: (excited) Central (not so excited) Park!
Ross: Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Joey: (trying not to be obvious) Take the bra off.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
RACHEL: Not uh, not to my recollection.
Phoebe: Ooh, it's not bad.
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Joey: It's not my first time.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Joey: Not in my head.
Ross: Again, it's not that he
Chandler: Nope, not under here!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.
Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....
Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldnt take it.
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
MNCA: Do you not see it?
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Phoebe: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.