words in movies
Monica: Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Ross: No, its really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe.
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
(Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee. The Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup, spilling its contents.)
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Chandler: Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!
Joey: All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! Its not like hes Chandler!
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Ross: (whines "No.") Thats not true!
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Ross: Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody noseI mean I-Im not proud of it but, I really am. And its all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
Vince: (dead serious) Fire safety is not a joke, son.
Ross: Its not a club.
Monica: Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me.
Chandler: No-no, hes not back yet, but hell be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?
Rachel: Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Rachel: Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just dont date Ross! Theres a million other guys out there, you just
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Chandler: Why not?
Ross: is for me not to see you anymore.
Rachel: No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?
Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!
Joey: (shaking his head as if to say: of course not!) No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!
Mindy: That's not all.
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy.
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
JOEY: If it's not you, this is a horrible story.
Rachel: Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him.
Chandler: That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!
Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Monica: Okay, I'm not getting this!
Monica: Did not.
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares at him.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.
Joanna: The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didnt tell him not to call me, did you?
Rachel: Oh it... good! Yeah, but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
Monica: You're not a senior?
Chandler: Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.
Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Joey: That tone will not make me go any faster.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Ross: She's not even here yet.
Rachel: Can you not look at me when I say this? (He turns around) I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you.
Rachel: You're not an artist.
Bobby: I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.
Lydia: Oh, that is so not true.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Lydia: Yeah, they're not so bad.
Carol: But they're not here yet!
Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Carol: Mushroom. Smile. They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Joey: Sure! Why not?
Monica: No its not! You want it, youre gonna have to win it!
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Rachel: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.
Phoebe: Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?
Chandler: Look, I may have jumped the gun here. (she tries to kiss him, but he ducks it and moves away) Um, I just got out of a relationship and Im not really in a, in a commitment kind of place.
Chandler: Not yet.
Monica: Why not?
Monica: No you're not.
Joey: Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Monica: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.
Chandler: No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
Ross: No, not a problem.
Phoebe: No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know (in a high pitched voice) Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow "
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Monica: Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler!
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Monica: That is not true!
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
Phoebe: No! Its not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
Chandler: (nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.
Rachel: Well that works out good, because I'm not listening.
Rachel: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
RACHEL: Come on, they were not that huge.
Ross: (with a mouthful) That's not bad.
PHOEBE: Nah. Not really.
Joey: Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States.
Joey: Not from where I was standin.
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
MONICA: You have got to get over this. You're not gonna end up alone.
RACHEL: It's really not that big!
Rachel: I'm not telling. (collects chips)
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. (Pause) Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's not too happy about it.]
Monica: Wow, hes really not letting this go, is he?
ROSS: What, it's not your fault.
MONICA: Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Joey: All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Rachel: (interrupting him) No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!