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Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, its contents oozing out onto the floor. Ross is not pleased.)
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
Ross: Maybe not.
Rachel: Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.
Ursula: You have not changed!
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
(Ross does not approve of Chandler's daft theory.)
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)
Phoebe: No, okay, youre right. Youre easy-going. Youre just not as easy-going as Rachel. Shes just more flexible and-and mellow. Thats all.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Ross: Uh, no. No, were not.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Monica: Not Chandler, just Joey.
Ross: Not like this!
Phoebe: No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Joey: Not really.
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Chandler: Youre not?
Monica: Im not touching you.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Joey: Why not?
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Monica: Not really.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Woah, woah, thats not pretty!
Chandler: Well, Im not really in a sexy mood right now.
Ross: (not amused) Huh uh-huh.
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet!
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Ross: Shes not a Tribbiani?
Ross: Why not?
Ross: Hes not?
Monica: Not really.
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Chandler: Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough.
Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
Joey: Im not quite sure.
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Joey: I do not.
Rachel: Oh thats not important. The point is, I reallyI think everythings gonna be okay.
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
Ross: Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Joey: Not anymore.
Chandler: Because thats where Joey gave me some stuff to store that Ive never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! (He does a weird clicky motion with his fingers, that kinda hard to describe.)
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im justIm Im just not ready for a relationship right now.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!
Joey: Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Joey: No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just I just Kinda
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Ross: Im-Im sure thats not true.