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Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
(Ross is so startled that he throws his arms up to defend himself. The box takes off, then lands with a squishy thud, its contents oozing out onto the floor. Ross is not pleased.)
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
Ross: Maybe not.
Rachel: Ohhh... (slumping in relief) Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it.
Ursula: You have not changed!
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
(Ross does not approve of Chandler's daft theory.)
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Monica: Thats-thats not Phase Three.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Issac: I can promise not to tell her again.
Chandler: Hey, come on, its not your fault.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Joshua: Why not?!
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Monica: Well, it was the first time. Yknow, theres not always a lot of agreement the first time.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Rachel: Hes not 11!
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Rachel: Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... (Phoebe looks devastated)
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, it's not the ideal way...
Joey: Its not that bad.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Ross: It does not!
Ross: This is not fun!
Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Chandler: Hes not gonna make it, hes stuck in Chicago.
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.
Chandler: That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Monica: Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.
Chandler: (about to cry) Am not!
Ross: Oh no, not yet.
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey: Hey, it's not like it sounds.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: Its not a real game! I made it up!
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Phoebe: Not after this!
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Chandler: No-no, not something stupid, something huge.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Ross: Sure. Why not?