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(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Joey: No thats not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
[Scene: The Airport, Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge.]
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
Ross: But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Rachel: (starting to lose her composure) I mean were not, were not gonna live together anymore?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Rachel: (finishing the last of her drink) I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Monica: Yeah and-and Im sorry too. But, well I justI like things done a certain way and the chemistrys just not right.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
ROSS: [long pause] She's not Rachel.
Chandler: You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
RACH: Not interested.
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)
Phoebe: Not a good day for birds...
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Chandler: I'm not lying to you, I watched it!
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Ross: First of all, I'm not losing...
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Joey: You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
RACH: Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning.
Joey: But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
RACH: Noooo, no, I'm not mad at him. I'm.. I'm not really anything at him anymore.
Rachel: Oh, its so easy for you I mean, youre not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Ross: You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OKif you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble.
PHOE: It's not that bad.
RACH: Well, we're not seeing each other, so....
Chandler: I feel violated. And not in a good way.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Ross: Hey, youre not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
ROSS: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
RACHEL: So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .
CHANDLER: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.
RACHEL: Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
PHOE: No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)
Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?
CHANDLER: The one time they're not home.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
RACHEL: And she's not crazy?
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
Joey: no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm
RACHEL: Not at all inappropriate!
RACHEL: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
JOEY: I'm not Drake.
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
RACHEL: I did not sell you out.
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Ross: (not turning around) Chandler. I sensed it was you.
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
PHOEBE: It's not that bad.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Phoebe: Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. (Hands back the pencil)
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
Rachel: Joey, just ignore the boats all right? Were not finished with the lesson yet.
PHOEBE: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.
Chandler: Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
MONICA: I am not.
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.