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Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.
Monica: (Looking at the TV) You're not on TV.
Phoebe: Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.
Phoebe: Ooh, it's not a toy.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.
Ross: It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff.
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
PHOE: No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)
Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?
CHANDLER: The one time they're not home.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
RACHEL: And she's not crazy?
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
Joey: no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm
RACHEL: Not at all inappropriate!
RACHEL: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
RUSS: You could not be more wrong. You could try... but you would not be successful.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
JOEY: I'm not Drake.
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
RACHEL: I did not sell you out.
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Ross: (not turning around) Chandler. I sensed it was you.
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
PHOEBE: It's not that bad.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Phoebe: Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. (Hands back the pencil)
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
Rachel: Joey, just ignore the boats all right? Were not finished with the lesson yet.
PHOEBE: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.
Chandler: Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
MONICA: I am not.
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
ROB: I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
PHOEBE: You're not going?
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Issac: Okay, were not.
ROSS: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.
ROSS: We're not done.
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
Monica: (pulling the plate back) Oh-ho! But not in here! Cant eat em in bed, remember? No crumbies!
Rachel: Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it.
Rachel: Well yknow, its you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Yknow? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess Im not upset because I dont see you guys going through with it. Im sorry.
Chandler: Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.
Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause hello, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Rachel: Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when youre trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Rachel: Yknow what? No. Its not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
[Scene: In front of Macys, Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs. Like "We are not a urinal!" and "I have no Macys info." And other stuff like that. She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell. A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her.]
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve.
MONICA: Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?
RACHEL: Yeah. You're not gonna end up alone.
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!
Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break!
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
CHANDLER: Well it's not Sean Penn.
Joey: Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name.
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Monica: Not necessarily...
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Ross: I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich.
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.