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Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here.
Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why. (to everyone:) You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?
Chandler: Alright, lo�look. I don�t smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it�s fine. (everyone lights up) So you all smoke then? That�s almost rude, that I�m not.
Ken: That�s not true. If you don�t wanna smoke �
Monica: This is not, what I�m wearing. I�m ovulating and Chandler�s gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.
Phoebe: �kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting Chandler.) Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
Rachel: Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Monica: How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling.
Chandler: �kay, look: Can we just drop this? I�m not gonna smoke again.
Chandler: Then, I might as well � (grabs the cigarettes) do this (lights one, exhales). Not really sure what to do now.
Ross: Okay, well the ??? is not home.
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Chandler: That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I�m not gonna do this. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be conceived?
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Chandler: You are incredible. Unless, I�I�m not gonna smoke again. And if I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you. (they kiss)
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Waiter: Er�does not.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground.
Ross: W-oa � Mommy! (gestures to his not understanding mother)
Phoebe: well, this is, this is, this is not over! (on phone) Hello?
Chandler: Oh yeah, that�s what she says. But maybe you�re not ovulating at all, maybe it�s just a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Chandler: (to Joey) You not gonna believe this: She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.
Phoebe: Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! (waves to the bar) Judy! Bye.
Monica: My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
Ross: No, they're not.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Monica: That's not a question.
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
Joey: Nope, not that one.
Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.
Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
JOEY: So, you're not mad at me for getting fired and everything?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing. Joey is not there.]
Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
Ross: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.
Phoebe: So-so you're really not going?
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Chandler: What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
Joey: I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Ross: Well... not in the same way...
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Phoebe: That's not very enlightened!
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
Chandler: I'm not moving out.
Rachel: and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean Im really worried the babys not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?
Ross: Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
Rachel: No, really. Really, Pheebs, youre not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when theyre bad, yknow, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just wont calm down. Yknow?
Rachel: Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit. (He sits) You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Rachel: All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a marriage license, they dont have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Rachel: Oh My God, Phoebe, thats not Ralph Lauren. Thats Kenny the copy guy.
Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Ross: Nonono, thatthat's not what I was saying...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ronni is talking to Chandler. Joey's dad is not around.]
Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Roger: Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Monica: You can not do this.
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Monica: Um, I'm not actually Amish.
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Chandler: Were trying to get pregnant. (They start kissing, but Chandler stops it.) Yknow Im not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Carol: Not her.
RACHEL: That's not the end.
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it.]
Chandler: No! We're not borrowing money.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Phoebe: Okay, well maybe not on those levels.
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Chandler: I do not hate Ross!
CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
Phoebe: Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Chandler: Look, Im not saying that you should magically forgive me! But youre not perfect! Youve made some errors in judgment too!
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
Ross: Ah no. I dont, but it could not have been more than sixty.
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Susan: Carol, not me.
(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)
Chandler: Its not just that shes cute, okay. Its just that... shes really really cute.
Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel.
Phoebe: Alright, well, maybe now its not okay.
Chandler: Youre not gonna lose him.
Chandler: Sure, why not?
Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something... (Joey and Chandler taste the coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...
Monica: It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
Rachel: Oh please, theyve been going out a week. They havent even slept together yet, I mean, thats not serious.