words in movies
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.]
Phoebe: All right so Earl, lets just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Phoebe: It is your office.
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Ross: So this is your office?
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
[Cut to an office building.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Joey: They were in his office.
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]