words in movies
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
[Scene: Casting Director #3s office, Joey is entering.]
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. Youre gonna love Oklahoma.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Chandler: Youre building a post office?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Bob is ransacking Chandlers office.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachel's office.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, hes working at his computer as his boss, Mr. Franklin, sticks his head in.]
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
[Scene: Rachels office.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Chandler: Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Guru Sajs office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
Ross: So this is your office?