words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.]
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.]
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
[Scene : Chandler's Office, Chandler is working.]
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
[Scene: Terrys office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Doug is entering.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]
[Scene: Casting Director #3s office, Joey is entering.]
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Bob is ransacking Chandlers office.]
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. Youre gonna love Oklahoma.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Chandler: Youre building a post office?
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Scene: Rachel's office.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
[Scene: Rachels office.]
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, hes working at his computer as his boss, Mr. Franklin, sticks his head in.]
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Chandler: Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
[Scene: Guru Sajs office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]