words in movies
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
[Scene: Guru Sajs office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Ross: So this is your office?
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Cut to an office building.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Joey: They were in his office.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.