words in movies
Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why. (to everyone:) You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: I dont know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.
[Scene: Chandler's office, he's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]
[Scene: Mr. Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview.]
Chandler: Yes, it is, at Office Max.
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
[Scene: Barry's Office, the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair.]
Chandler: No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
[Scene: Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
(They start to kiss, and Ross rushes into the office to break it up.)
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as Joanna walks in.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Monica: It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
[Scene: Casting Director #1s office, Joey is on his first audition. His partner is an 8-year-old boy.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Chandler is asleep in his chair holding a paper in one hand and a pen in the other. Joey walks in, waking up Chandler who covers by pretending to write on the paper.]
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
[Scene: Outside Chandlers Office, Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind.]
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Bob: Its Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler Bings office is?
[Scene: An Office Building, Chandler is on his interview.]
MONICA: I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti. All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break. Shelley enters.) Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well.]
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
(An unamused woman walks into the office.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: But I dont, hmm... (on phone) Oh, who approved that order?! (listens) Well there is no Mark Robbinson in this office. (to Sophie) Get me Mark on the phone!
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
[Scene : Chandler's Office, Chandler is working.]
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
[Scene: Terrys office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Doug is entering.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
[Scene: Casting Director #3s office, Joey is entering.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. Youre gonna love Oklahoma.
Chandler: Youre building a post office?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Bob is ransacking Chandlers office.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
[Scene: Rachel's office.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, hes working at his computer as his boss, Mr. Franklin, sticks his head in.]
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels office.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.]
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.