words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The others are still there.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: (Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.
Rachel: (leaving to serve others) Good for me!
(The others rush to the window for a look.)
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Ross: Oh... (to the others) Little heads-up would have been nice.
(The others have been taking all this in.)
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Chandler: Well, I have a girlfriend, Im-Im happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital.]
Chandler: (Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note!
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
ROSS: Here, go nuts. [gives him the Slinky and goes and sits with others at the couches]
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
(Surprised, uttering Ahhs and Ohhs, the others are coming over to him.)
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
Chandler: (to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Monica: And six others.
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
Others: Hey.
Others: (simultaneously) Yeah, Merry... Christmas. (again, Phoebe...)
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)
Others: (simultaneously) Merry Christmas! (except for Phoebe...)
(All the others look at her, stunned/incredulous)
Ross: Nice, put it with the others.
(All others are looking up, surprised)
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
(Again the others just look at her, silent, puzzled.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
(She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others.)
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Phoebe: (simultaneous to the others) Ble-blah-blar Blargh!
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!
Phoebe: (simultaneous to the others) Blah blargah, blar-blab.
(The others all get up and go to the window.)