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[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch.]
(The others rush to the window for a look.)
Rachel: (leaving to serve others) Good for me!
Ross: (Reading letters) Oh God. (To Marcel) We didn't get into Scranton. (To the others) That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Chandler: (Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note!
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
(The others have been taking all this in.)
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Chandler: Well, I have a girlfriend, Im-Im happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital.]
(Chandler can't believe what he's hearing. He looks at Monica, then at the others, then back at Monica.)
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
Ross: Oh... (to the others) Little heads-up would have been nice.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
(Surprised, uttering Ahhs and Ohhs, the others are coming over to him.)
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
ROSS: Here, go nuts. [gives him the Slinky and goes and sits with others at the couches]
Chandler: (to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
(They all go down the stairs, but Ross turns around, looking like his in a coma. The others also turns around to get him.)
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Others: Hey.
Others: (simultaneously) Merry Christmas! (except for Phoebe...)
Ross: Nice, put it with the others.
Others: (simultaneously) Yeah, Merry... Christmas. (again, Phoebe...)
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
(All the others look at her, stunned/incredulous)
(All others are looking up, surprised)
Phoebe: (simultaneous to the others) Ble-blah-blar Blargh!
(Again the others just look at her, silent, puzzled.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. The others are still there.]
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
(She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others.)
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
(The others all get up and go to the window.)
Phoebe: (simultaneous to the others) Blah blargah, blar-blab.
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!