words in movies
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
[Cut to Chandler sitting down near Joey as his mom walks over. His birth mother, not the mother who recently visited one of those clinics in Sweden.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
(Another little girl walks over to him.)
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
(A large little fat girl walks over.)
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
(Mr. Geller dances over.)
(She goes over to look.)
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
(He walks over and stands behind Joey.)
(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)
Chandler: (totally not crying) Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
Rachel: Hes coming over! Hes coming over!
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? (Walks towards the fridge) Because I can stop doing that, (looks at the fridge) I really, really think I can!
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Monica: (going over to listen at the door) Rachel said everything was okay.
Chandler: Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something over here last night did what they did or didn't do ...I mean come on!!
Ross: Well, apparently not, and I cant just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah, itll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?
CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.)� Oh well, look at you.
Chandler: Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? Im going to go over to Joeys.
Gunther: I thought you were Chandler. But umm, one of who is over there.
Chandler: Fun's over!
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Ross: Hi! (Rushes over to shake her hand instantly.)
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
Ross: I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, afraid)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders.]
(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)
Ross: Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table): Hiiii!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Chandler: BEND OVER?!!!
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Rachel: Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)
Chandler: Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!
Joey: (starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
(Ross limps over all covered in mud.)
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Joey: You got it! Oh-oh! (He starts patting the burned spot, which just happens to be over her breast.)
[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
(She brings him over to Chandler.)
(She gets just about all the way over to him and falls into his arms.)
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
(Chandler looks over and sees Ross glaring at them.)
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)
Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)
Chandler: You okay over there?
Chandler: Tickets please! (Rachel hands over the tickets) Thats courtside baby!
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
Ross: What you got over there? Tacos?
Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
Rachel: (entering) Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!
Gary Collins: (on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers (He walks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed volunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
FRIEND: She's probably not even very pretty, just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. [Monica folds her arms over her breasts]
(The woman gets up and walks over to their table.)
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Chandler: Jeez, at 2:30 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote.
Phoebe: (thinks it over) Okay.
Chandler: Almost over man.
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
(They both go over to light the candles.)
Phoebe: Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Joey: Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goodys sale is over?!
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)