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Monica: Thats because he wasnt invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandlers bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey (wearing a gold paper top hat) and Chandler (wearing what appears to be a Burger King paper crown) enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice.]
Rachel: whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahons party. I played you one of my songs, yknow Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Monica: Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are setting up for the party.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rosss bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Chandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Monica: My surprise party!
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
RACH: So, how was the party?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACHEL: What party?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
[Back in Monica's party]
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Janice: Where is this party?
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us