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[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
[Back in Monica's party]
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
[Back at Monica's party]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Joey: Hey! Its your bachelor party.
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: This is the worst bachelor party ever!
Chandler: Hes at a dinner party.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
ROSS: It wasn't so much a party as...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and the band.
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Gavin: Nice party.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Joey: What party?
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Monica: Its all everybody at the party could talk about!
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)