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[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Monica: My surprise party!
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
RACHEL: What party?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
RACH: So, how was the party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Janice: Where is this party?
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?