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Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Monica: My surprise party!
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
RACHEL: What party?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
RACH: So, how was the party?
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
[Back in Monica's party]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Janice: Where is this party?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
[The One With The Fake Party]