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Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Monica: Oh Im working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. (Hands him a picture.)
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still dont have a guest list.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Chandler: Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Monica: My surprise party!
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
RACH: So, how was the party?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
RACHEL: What party?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)