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Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
[The One With The Fake Party]
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
[Back in Monica's party]
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
[Back at Monica's party]
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)