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Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Joey: All rightoh! Listen, I know this is your party, but Id really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Chandler: See ya. (Ross exits, and Chandler moves over next to Joey, laughing.) Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Rosss bachelor party. Ross is thanking Joey for the party.]
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Joey: Hey! Its your bachelor party.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Chandler: This is the worst bachelor party ever!
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Chandler: Hes at a dinner party.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
ROSS: It wasn't so much a party as...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and the band.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Gavin: Nice party.
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Jim: Do you like to party?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Joey: What party?
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Monica: Its all everybody at the party could talk about!
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Maitre D�: I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
Rachel: We're having a party.
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Joey: Look, look lets pretend its a real bachelor party. Okay? Yknow? Before your wedding. Come on, itll be fun.
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
[Flashback scene: 80's College party.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Phoebe (sees the cake): oh! Now it’s a party!
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
Chandler: Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Chandler: Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party...
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are cooking for Mrs. Gellers party.]
Wendy: I was, uh, checking out that insurance company's Christmas party on three, oh, it was really beautiful, they have all these decorations and this huge tree and I just, uh... to hell with them, we have to work. -- So I stole ther ham. (She turns the cardboard box upside down over the conference table, a big piece of ham falls out.)
Wendy: Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking for that ham.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Monica: Thats because he wasnt invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Ross: Oh! Man I dont think Ive seen you since uh, Lance Davis graduation party.