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Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
RACHEL: What party?
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACH: So, how was the party?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
[Back in Monica's party]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
[The One With The Fake Party]
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Monica: So-so there is no party.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]