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Ross: Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?
ROSS: [reading his list] Ok, ok, number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you love your friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.
PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Chandler: Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.
PHOE: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar?
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Chandler: (running up) Hey Joey, do you wanna play football or you wanna.. (sees Marhan) Hi, Im Chandler.
Ross: No, women are welcome to play.
Ross: (To the rest of Central Perk) We're rehearsing a Greek play.
Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Monica: Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.
ROSS: [impatient] Play it.
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? Alright look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK. So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy. [goes in the bathroom]
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
The Director: Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! Ill see you in the morning. (exits)
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech? (mimicking): "When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
CHANDLER: Don't play with his things.
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good, so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe?
Chandler: No, no, no, I dont, I dont really wanna play.
Ross: Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little "playing" ourselves.
Ross: Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Ross: All right, were gonna play.
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe!
Chandler: Yeah, all right, Ill play.
Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Ross: Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Ross: Right. Okay, lets play. Lets go.
[The next one is from Episode 322: The One With The Screamer, its the end of Joeys play.]
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang...
Donny: ...should be playing with the star of "General Hospital" Leslie Charleson. (applause) Welcome everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid. All right? Now... we flipped a coin before the show, Gene, you won the toss, so you're gonna start. Which category would you like?
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
Chandler: Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
(He starts to play music.)
Ross: (sarcastic) And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Joey: No, they-they werent in the play.
Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.)
Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
[Scene: A Theatre, Joey is arriving to rehearse the play hes in.]
Joey: (to Ross) Wanna play strip poker for practice?
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: So, Im here, ready to play.
(She hits the jukebox Fonzy style, and Its That Time of Season starts to play, as they start to kiss.)
Rachel: We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe theres a like league we could join or something.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
[cut to the end of the play]
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is arriving, late.]
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Ross: Well umm, yknow, I used to play.
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joey: So the ah, plays pretty great, huh?
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
(The play starts.)
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Joey: You play hard to get.
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?