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Ross: Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?
[Scene: A Theatre, Joey is arriving to rehearse the play hes in.]
Joey: (to Ross) Wanna play strip poker for practice?
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Phoebe: So, Im here, ready to play.
(She hits the jukebox Fonzy style, and Its That Time of Season starts to play, as they start to kiss.)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is arriving, late.]
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Ross: Well umm, yknow, I used to play.
Chandler: (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!
Joey: So the ah, plays pretty great, huh?
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
(The play starts.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.
Joey: You play hard to get.
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play the theme from Love Story)
Phoebe: Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
Ross: (stopping them) Okay, that-thats enough! Yknow, lets, lets let someone else play.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Phoebe: Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
ROSS: You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky music white boy.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
(She starts to play her song, but is stopped by Monica.)
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
Joey: Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)
Chandler: You wanna play?
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
Ross: Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Joey: Uh, yknow, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Joey: Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Chandler: All right, lets play one more hand! One more!
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Joey: Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather.
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Phoebe: Oh, is the play over?
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Chandler: Then why-why is she going to a play?!
Joey: Yeah. Ill let you play with my duck.
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Joey: Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
Ross: Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Chandler: Whos number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
PHOEBE: But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)