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Ross: Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!
Phoebe: Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Phoebe: Come on, play that funky music white boy.
ROSS: You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
Joey: Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?
(She starts to play her song, but is stopped by Monica.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is watching a rabbi play an electric guitar on TV. Phoebe enters.]
Chandler: You wanna play?
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck as The King's (Elvis Presley to the yougin's) Viva, Las Vegas begins to play. Sing along with me now, "Viva! Las Vegas! Vivaaaaaa! Vivaaaaa! Las Vegassssss!!" Fade to Black.)
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. (Singing)
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Monica: OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker.
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Ross: Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Joey: Uh, yknow, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
RACHEL: OK, you wanna play? OK, let's play, let's play. [She grabs a jar of tomato sauce and Monica's purse]
Joey: Ooh, Ill play! Ill play!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Chandler: All right, lets play one more hand! One more!
Monica: Y'know what? Ill think youll play.
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Phoebe: Oh, is the play over?
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Joey: Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather.
[Scene: Backstage at Joeys play, Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Joey: Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
Joey: Yeah. Ill let you play with my duck.
Chandler: Then why-why is she going to a play?!
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Ross: Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Chandler: Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Chandler: Whos number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
PHOEBE: But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is written out there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk.
Chandler: Could I play?
Rachel: Well, I was gonna let you play with it.
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
Chandler: We have heard you play.
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
PHOEBE: Oh, I would love to have kids. . . you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Monica: Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him.
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
Ross: Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
Phoebe: That play?
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Joey's Hand Twin: Are you gonna play?
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Monica: That other play?
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Ross: Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. (He plays the greeting, and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.) We will, we will, call you back!
Monica: My dad told me. They play golf together.
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)