words in movies
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
CAROL: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said yumen.
Rachel: Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.
Chandler: (not quite sure) You did.
Barry: Careful! They haven't quite taken yet.
Ross: Well, okay so, I dont have it all worked out quite yet. Just dont say anything to Rachel, please?
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
Chandler: He paints quite a picture doesn't he?
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Chandler: (following Monica) We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didnt think we could make it. (He goes to put his hands on Monicas shoulders but for some reason can quite complete the action and pulls back.)
MONICA: Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.
Whitfield: (sits down) Well, I have to tell you, I was quite impressed with your paper on Pre-Cretaceous fossils. Yeah, it confirmed everything that I have written.
Chandler: I dunno what it is, it just doesnt quite feel like Christmas to me.
Chandler: Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing.
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement.)
(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is coming from.)
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
(They enter Ross's apartment. Ross is already quite hyper.)
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. (Pause) And might I say your breasts are still showing.
Phoebe: Its Lafite. The 74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Ross: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
(Joey turns and looks at quite possibly one of the ugliest pets that you can possibly buy on the planet. Rachel has bought herself a hairless cat. Yep, a hairless cat! Joey and Ross start to get sick.)
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Chandler: Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.
MR. GELLER: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
Joey: Im not quite sure.
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
The Salesman: Ohh, okay. (Laughs.) Something didn't quite add up there. (Ross stops, walks back to talk to the salesman, and in the process pushes Rachel up against a wall.)
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
Phoebe: Quite an interesting turn of events, suddenly its my book to the rescue, huh? (Reading her book) Ooh, very interesting. Yeah, well this certainly clears things up.
Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasnt quite there. Yknow, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy
Zack: Ok listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and... and quite frankly a little frightened. Can we just talk about something else?
Dennis Phillips: Look umm Joey, I-I dont think youre quite right for this project.
Mr Campbell: So... your resumé is quite impressive. (Mr Zellner who sits behind Rachel shrugs)
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
Joey: Come on, quite yankin' me.
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Rachel: Oh, thank you for doing that. I just cant deal with this just quite yet.
(Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he's quite slow.)
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Mrs. Geller: I thought it was quite tasty.
Phoebe (watching the food on the table): Wow, this is quite a spread! (pause) What is all this stuff?