words in movies
Joey: Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together thats (pauses to figure the total) $12.75.
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Ross: (entering) Rach? Hi!
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
Joey: Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?
RACH: I had one glass.
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
RACH: Are you over me?
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
Ross: Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! (He signs the form and hands it back to the salesman.) All right Rach, let's go! (He picks up one end of the couch.)
RACH: When you were in China.
Joey: Yeah, Rach, I think youre handling that really well.
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Ross: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
Ross: I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: Rach! Rach!
Ross: Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry.
RACH: Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
ROSS: Rach, come on, open up. Rach, come on, come on, Rach. You got to give me another chance.
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Joey: Hi, Rach.
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
RACH: Oh my god.
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Joey: All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor
RACH: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.
RACH: Noooo, no, I'm not mad at him. I'm.. I'm not really anything at him anymore.
Joey: Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! (he picks up a shirt) Nothing silver. (Rachel sighs). Ok? Nothing with hair! (Rachel sighs again) And nothing with padlocks on it! (Rachel heaves a long disappointing sigh).
Joey: I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)
Joey: Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight.
Ross: Yeah! Rach?
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Phoebe: Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?
Joey: Great! Thanks, Rach!
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Ross: Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?
Joey: Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
Phoebe: Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Monica: (on the answering machine) Rach! It's me! Pick up!
Ross: Hey, thanks Rach. (They hug.)
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
Ross: Hey Rach!
Monica: Rach?
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Ross: Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Joey: Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (They hug again.) Yknow I was only kidding you.
Chandler: Rach
Phoebe: Hey Rach!
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Ross: O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.
Joey: Oh hey Rach, listenHi!
Joey: Rach, there is a decent place to
Ross: (entering) Hey Rach!
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? Its here.
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
Ross: Okay Rach, but
Joey: Uh no Rach, hes gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
Chandler: Come on, Rach.
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Joey: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet its way better than that classic of yours.
RACH: Oh God, even his knock is boring.
RACH: Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.
Joey: Thats great. Thanks Rach.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
RACH: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
RACH: What, isn't he sober?
Joey: Just kiddin, Ill talk to them, you distract Rach.
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Joey: Hey Rach!
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Ross: Rach!
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
RACH: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Joey: Hey Rach.
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
MONICA: Huuh, alright, Danny Arshak, ninth grade. Oh, c'mon Rach, you know the bottle was totally pointing at me.
Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monicas.)
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.