words in movies
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.
Ross: Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? I I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Ross: Rach, I think youre reading a little too much into it.
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, youre a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
Monica: (Poking her head in) Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
Ross: Come on Rach, you cant even eat alone in a restaurant.
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Lets stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
RACH: No, Phoebs. I'm dating Russ.
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I dont, I dont, I dont have to think about it, in fact, Ive decided, Ive decided that, that it.......does.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Joey: Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You dont have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay, you gotta say something!
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
RACH: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
RACH: And I'm in it? Then let me read it.
Joey: Rach, youre killin us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Chandler: Hey, Rach, can I get...
Monica: Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Ross: Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means...
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
RACH: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Ross: Rach, I-I cant tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know were never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know its a boy!
Ross: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Ross: Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: Thanks Rach.
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Chandler: Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Joey: (sitting up again) I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. (To all) Won't we!
RACH: Oh, right, clink. [downs her glass]
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
RACH: Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
Monica: Sorry, Rach.
Ross: Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here.
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
Ross: Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.
Phoebe: (Walks up with her guitar) Hey Rach.
Chandler: Hey Rach!
RACH: So, how was the party?
RACH: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . [jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Ross has a confused expression on his face.]
Ross: Yeah, kinda. Its this woman from work. I hope that wont be too weird. Will it, Rach?
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Ross: (seeing her) Rach!
Ross: Oh Rach thats great. Thats great. (They hug and Joey breathes a sigh of relief.)
Ross: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
JULIE: See you later Rach.
RACH: Together.
RACH: Together?
RACH: Yes! Thank you.
RACH: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
RACH: Oh, you're not having fun, are you?
RACH: Ohh, ohh.
RACH: Chandler told me.
RACH: OK, OK.
RACH: Hi.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RACH: Wait, so, you're going?
RACH: Both of you?
RACH: Good. [Ross leaves]
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
RACH: [hurt] What?
RACH: Good. How are you?
RACH: It was unbelievable!
RACH: Ross kissed me.
RACH: [to Ross] Hey, you.
RACH: Hey.
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
RACH: Oh, god.