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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt shes even had time to
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Rachel: Okay.
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: (quietly) Oh, thanks.
Rachel: I dont know, yknow? I feel a little umm No, yknow what? Nevermind, Im gonna be fine.
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Well thank you, you too.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Rachel: Ohh
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone.
Rachel: Shake it off.
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Rachel: Yeah, just give me a minute! (Thinking) Oh well, yes, I can think of one good thing.
Rachel: Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff.
Rachel: Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Rachel: Yknow, bonus night. Yknow, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break. Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel.]
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, its nothing! Monica, come on!
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel: No!
Rachel: No-no, its really not huge.
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Monica: No-no, I-I really dont want to talk about it! I dont! (To Rachel) Especially with you. (Goes into her room.)
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Rachel: I care!
Rachel: Yknow what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Rachel: No-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
(Rachel ignores him and follows Monica into the kitchen.)
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Rachel: Oh!!
Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago.
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I dont want to steal your stupid thunder!
Rachel: All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it aint gonna happen!
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Rachel: (ignoring them) Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
Rachel: Who is it?
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Rachel: No you dont know why!
Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Well, there you go!
Rachel: Oh?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Phoebe: Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
Rachel: All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it...
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Rachel: (entering) Hey, you guys
Rachel: Is Monica here?
Rachel: Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?
Rachel: Yes it is!
Rachel: A thousand bucks.
Rachel: Okay, bye-bye!
Bonnie: (to Rachel) Thanks a million.
Rachel: I mean, look-look today you escaped (Pause) (Not believing it) death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Well, I was gonna let you play with it.
(Rachel gets fed up and heads over to another smoker.)
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Rachel: Yeah, oh wait! (She goes for another one.)
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Rachel: Yeah but, Ive never asked a guy out before.
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Rachel: Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM?
Rachel: Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Rachel: (Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Chandler: If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!
Rachel: Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. (walks into living room)
Rachel: Okay, a thousand.
Rachel: Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Joey: What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, there you go. (Hands over the pillow.)
Rachel: Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.
(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)
Rachel: Phoebe, are you okay?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen.]
Rachel: Sure! (Pause) God, please take those off!
Rachel: What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
Rachel: Chandler!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Rachel: Well, I like you less!
[Scene, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Rachel: I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.
Rachel: Oh my God! What does that thing do?
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: So were done then!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time. (Puts her head back.) Okay.
Rachel: Okay.
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Okay. Okay!
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Great!
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Rachel: Damn!
(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)
Rachel: Bye you guys!
Rachel: Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was yknow, it was like a dollar.
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Rachel: Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Rachel: Eh! Stop it!
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: All right!
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Okay!
Rachel: Great!
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: (thinks) Four.
Rachel: Mon, honey youre not dying. Im just moving out. Yknow, I mean were gonna see each other all the time.
Rachel: Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!
Rachel: Monica! Stop it!
Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]