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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Ross. Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast. Chandler is holding a bottle of Herseys Syrup.]
Rachel: (looking at her watch) Oh my God, I gotta go to work!
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
Rachel: I know. Im sorry. Look, Ill make a deal with you all right? Okay?
Rachel: For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...
Rachel: I will wake you up in a way thats proved very popular in the past.
Rachel: Right.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Rachel: When did this happen?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Rachel: Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Rachel: Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean thats a classic, whats so great about The Shining?
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Rachel: All right.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though shes still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Rachel: Eh. Beth dies.
Rachel: Um-hmm.
Chandler: No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: No. She doesnt die.
Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.
(He bends over to pick them up, right in front of Rachel, who then gets a free peep show.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my....
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
Rachel: (screams and grabs a potato masher to defend herself) Sorry. Im sorry.
(Rachel starts laughing.)
Rachel: Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Awwww.
(Rachel hugs him)
Rachel: Joey?
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: Really?!
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
(Monica starts biting on the eyedropper, spraying the fluid all over. But Rachel keeps turning her head back and forth and Monica keeps missing.)
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Monica: (goes to Chandler) Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Monica, please?
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Rachel: Oh, great.
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
Rachel: Really?!
Rachel: Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh!
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! (a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross)
Rachel: Ohhhh, sorry I missed that.
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Rachel: I dont know.
Rachel: I meant, me plus one!
Rachel: I feel...
Rachel: I just, I feel, I-I just...
Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.
Phoebe: Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont like the guy Rachels dating? Well, thats odd.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: The burping clogs?
Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.
Rachel: Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Rachel and Bonnie: Hi!
Rachel: Whoa! What?! Why?!
Rachel: Here?! Now?!
Rachel: I dont know.
[Rachel brings a muffin to Chandler and Monica who are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Rachel: Does it?
Rachel: So umm, does it?
Rachel: You just finished?
Rachel: Are you sure?
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it.
Rachel: How was the beach?
Rachel: Tails!
Rachel: Noo.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts running crazily with her arms flapping and her legs far apart) Come on! That's not running! Let's go! (Rachel pauses, then follows, embarrassed.)
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)
Ross and Rachel: Come on!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!!
Rachel: I wrote you a letter.
[Scene: The Hallway Between The Apartments, Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital. Ross is helping her up the stairs.]
(Rachel turns and looks at the group on the couch and they move over. Chandler measures the room theyve made with his arm and decides its not enough and they all move over again.)
Rachel: Alright, now I really have to go. Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there.
(Phoebe gets up from the table, and while her back is turned, Rachel and Monica indicate via sign language that they each would have picked the other.)
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
Rachel: What?!!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone. Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation.]
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
(Rachel comes in, sees Amy and Emma)
Rachel: Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? (Pulls her away from Phoebe and Rachel)
Gunther: (bringing Rachel a mug) Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
RACHEL: Wow, he must like you the best.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Rachel: Oh my God! The millionaires here!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Why? I love that thing.
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Rachel: No! Really, no, please, please, thats, thats okay.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Rachel: (looks in the window) Ohh, well, this is just perfect!
Rachel: I believe it.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Rachel: Um, hum.
Rachel: Yeah, I just have to get dressed.