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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.
Rachel: So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Rachel: No?
Rachel: Im sorry, Rosita? As in
Rachel: Joey, its just a chair! Whats the big deal?
Rachel: Stevie the TV?
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him.]
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Rachel: But dont you think Rosita wouldve wanted you to move on? I mean yknow, she did always put your comfort first.
(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Rachel: You will like it!
Rachel: You dont even know!
Rachel: Well look, if you dont like this (The audiences laughter at Chandlers progress cuts out the rest of Rachels line.)
(Joey and Rachel reach the landing just as Chandler closes the door.)
Rachel: Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, yknow what I was thinking? We could name her Francette.
Rachel: Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Yknow, start the heeling process?
Rachel: Thats weird.
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Rachel: Well no.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!
Rachel: Thats right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. Its got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]
Rachel: (grabbing a beer out of the chairs fridge) I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
Rachel: Yeah? Wow! Yknow, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!
Rachel: Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey Chandler!
Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, Im not sure about the 3000 part.)
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Rachel: Noo! (Laughs) Angels.
Chandler: Im gettin my chair back! (Heads for Joey and Rachels.)
Rachel: What? Wh-hey!
(They enter Joey and Rachels to find that Joey has broken Chandlers chair.)
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!
Rachel: No Joe, no miracle.
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion.)
Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasnt broke a chair, is me!
Rachel: No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
(Joey whispers in Rachels ear to confirm his response.)
(Rachel whispers in Joeys ear.)
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Rachel: Ahhhh .
Joey: Ahhh (To Rachel) Eh?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.
Rachel: Ross...
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.
Rachel: Oh, I really could.
Rachel: Can somebody please go in?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Rachel (leaving): Ok.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?
Rachel: Wow. Ok.
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Rachel: Oh, d'you like it?
Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)
Rachel: Why didn�t I get that message?
Rachel: (coldly) Yep.
Rachel: Oh stop that!
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: What?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.)
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Rachel: Oh, good.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Rachel: ...Ross?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys.
Rachel: Congratulations!
Rachel: Ooh! (they hug)
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Sssshhhh!
Rachel: Yes, hi!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mr Zellner: Rachel?
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Rachel: Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Rachel enters, looking depressed)
Rachel: (looking at the check) Unbelievable!
Rachel: Oh!
All (except Rachel): Ross!
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
Rachel: (to Ross) Could you please get her attention?
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa. Phoebe is still massaging Rachel]
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Great! I'll call ya!
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!