words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Rachel: All right, yknow what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? (She makes a move for the remote.)
Rachel: Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.
Rachel: Give it here. (She takes the table.) Oh, God. (And gives it to Monica right away.)
[Scene: Beth Israel Medical Center, Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her. We here the babys heartbeat.]
Rachel: Is that the heartbeat?
Rachel: Oh wow! This is so cool.
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song.]
Rachel: Whats that song? It has been in my head all day long.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Rachel: Yes!
(Rachel starts to leave.)
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: (interrupting) Relaxi-Taxi!
Rachel: Well, well I can up with it!
Rachel: Well, I
Rachel: Okay, its not Relaxi Cab. Its Relaxicab, like taxicab.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Chandler: (in a serious, businesslike tone) Rachel, could I see you for a moment?
Rachel: Yeah it was.
Rachel: Oh! Ive got a lot of those too!
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
Rachel: Oh for the love of God!
Rachel: Oh come on!!
Monica: I am going I'm going--Turn it over! (Rachel rolled onto her stomach and Monica rolls her back.) I'm I am going to get these drops in your eyes. (She is holding Rachel down with both hands and has the eyedropper in her mouth.)
<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>
Ross: (To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
Rachel: Okay, well then bring her in.
Ross: Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: I get it!
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Rachel: Oh we-we didnt.
Rachel: Okay. (Rachel lies back.)
Rachel: But I hired you!
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Oh hi.
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Rachel: Hi Dr. Long, how are you?
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! (Starts another contraction as Dr. Long enters.)
Rachel: What?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases.]
Rachel: Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?
Rachel: 3-2-1 oh!!
Rachel: Im sorry, I cant!
Rachel: I cant!
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Rachel: I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.
Rachel: Are you okay?
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Rachel: Oh God!
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
(Dr. Long hands her to Rachel.)
Rachel: No, not yet.
Rachel: Hello baby girl.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
(Everyone except Ross and Rachel leave.)
(Rachel starts crying again.)
Rachel: I was reliving it.
Rachel: Well what are we going to do?
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Rachel: Well tell us! What are they?
Rachel: Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: (pause) Right.
Rachel: Nothing.
The Teacher: How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green?
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Rachel: Really its nothing. Im just
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Rachel: Eh, just a tad.
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Rachel: Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
Rachel: Joey.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Joey.
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Rachel: Hes perfect, hes never been better.
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Rachel: Hey you.
Rachel: Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Rachel: I know, I still need to talk to you.
RACHEL: Well, that doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
Rachel: Really?! Even Ross?
Rachel: I cant say that Im surprised.
Rachel: Well did you know he was gonna ask me?
Rachel: I guess so.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Rachel: Oh look, shes pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesnt she look scared?
Rachel: Im sorry honey, what were you saying?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Rachel: Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
Rachel: Hey. I need to tell you something.