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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Rachel: Sorry. Im so exited! Ive been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! Im making him a very fancy meal.
Rachel: What am I making him by the way?
Rachel: I thought I was making him filet mignon?
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Rachel: Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
Rachel: Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me. (They kiss.) Ahh. So, dig in!
Rachel: (taking a bite) Hmmm!
Rachel: Oh I know, my God, this is sothis rice is soI am so good.
Rachel: (sees the chick and the duck) Oh, yeah, Im sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.
Rachel: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Rachel: All gone! So, farm birds, huh?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Rachel: Okay, yknow, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and yknow go to your apartment.
Rachel: Your parents?
Rachel: Ohh.
Rachel: Yeah that works.
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
Rachel: Wow! This place is fabulous!
Rachel: Whoa-whoa, theres two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place mustve been a real babe magnet.
Rachel: Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?
Rachel: That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?
Rachel: Ah.
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Rachel: Hi you!
Rachel: I know, I can do more than cook.
(Just then, his parents enter. Rachel gasps.)
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Rachel: Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.
Rachel: Hello.
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Rachel: Yes!
Rachel: Well, we were going to do that afterI mean umm, next.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Rachel: Yes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Rachel: So?
Rachel: Huh.
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Rachel: I did not know you spoke French.
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Rachel: Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya.
Rachel: Ross...
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Rachel: Ok. If you really need to.
Rachel: Oh, I really could.
Rachel: Can somebody please go in?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)
Rachel: Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Rachel (leaving): Ok.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh good.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Ross: Sorry. (Rachel sits on her bed). You ok?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ok, maybe you're right.
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Rachel: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?
Rachel: Wow. Ok.
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Rachel: Oh, d'you like it?
Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)
Rachel: Why didn�t I get that message?
Rachel: (coldly) Yep.
Rachel: Oh stop that!
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
Rachel: What?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds.]
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
Rachel: Geez Ross, you could have showered.
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip.)
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Rachel: Oh, good.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Rachel: ...Ross?
Rachel: No matter how much we want it.
Rachel: ...It's kinda hard though!
Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys.
Rachel: Congratulations!
Rachel: Ooh! (they hug)
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Sssshhhh!
Rachel: Yes, hi!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
Mr Zellner: Rachel?
Rachel: Hi... I'm on a date...
Rachel: That's what we decided.
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Rachel: Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?
Rachel: Oh! It's not good.
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Rachel enters, looking depressed)
Rachel: (looking at the check) Unbelievable!
Rachel: Oh!
All (except Rachel): Ross!
[A montage of scenes from The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break follows.]
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
Rachel: (to Ross) Could you please get her attention?
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel.)
[Scene: Outside Ralph Lauren building. Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa. Phoebe is still massaging Rachel]
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Mark: Rachel?
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Yes.
Rachel: Great! I'll call ya!
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Rachel: Ugh.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!