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Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!
Rachel: It's not? (whispering to Ross) When was she born?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters]
Rachel: Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!
Rachel: Did you at least win the contest?
Rachel: Can't wait!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?
Rachel: Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
Rachel: Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!
Rachel: Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...
Rachel: And a thousand dollars.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Rachel: Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?
Rachel: Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!
Rachel: Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
Rachel: Phoebe, you have to calm down.
Phoebe: Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: You heard them say that?
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Rachel: No, what?
Rachel: No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!
Rachel: Because I already did!
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
(Rachel, Phoebe and Emma arrive)
Rachel: No...
Rachel: What are you doing here!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Rachel: And I won!
Rachel: Yes! (spells it) Y-E-S. Yes!
Rachel: Yeah. That's me!
Rachel: She won a thousand dollars!
Rachel: Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.
(Rachel comes out of her apartment}
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Rachel: Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad.
Rachel: Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. (they all agree) Ready? (they do the rock-paper-scissor thing with they hands and Rachel has paper, Phoebe and Ross both have rock, while Joey is doing a strange upward wiggling with his fingers. They all look a him confused).
Rachel: Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time.
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
(Rachel comes out of the apartment holding a pot. Joey holds in anticipation and Rachel opens it)
Rachel: Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. (they all look appalled)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Ross: (Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!
(Rachel finally manages to open the door, but the door chain is on.)
Rachel: Oh!
Phoebe and Rachel: So, so sorry.
Rachel: So bad.
Monica: (Gets up) Okay, okay. You two (to Phoebe and Rachel) go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.
Rachel: Dessert?
Rachel: Congratulatioooons!
Rachel: Ewww, is that what that is?
Rachel: Yeah! I'll cook!
Rachel: Hey!
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Monica: I do, but Rachel borrowed them.
Rachel: I lent them to Ross.
(Rachel, Ross and Phoebe have their hands full and are stuffing all kinds of things down Joeys pants.)
(They all cheer and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe join in for a group hug. Joey also joins, but he stands back a bit, because he is all sticky of the food on him)
Rachel: I'm so happy for you!
Rachel: To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Rachel: Thats great!
Rachel: Ohhhh!
Rachel: No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh
Rachel: Monica.
Rachel: Surprise
Rachel: All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.
Rachel: Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
Rachel: Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: (tossing things in the fire) Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
Rachel: Shut up.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh please
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Rachel: Hey!
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Rachel: Stop picturing it!!
Rachel: That is not a problem.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
Rachel: Some of them.
Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Rachel: It-it did!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, thats great!
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos.]
Rachel: Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)
Rachel: But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: No!!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Rachel: (moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Rachel: Im sorry!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Rachel: And?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Rachel: I dont want to say.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Rachel: Monica what?
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)
Rachel: (uncovers the dog) Hi!
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: (coolly) Hey Jess.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
Rachel: What?!