words in movies
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
(They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. Theyre acting like nothings happened and everyone is just staring at them.)
Joey: They let you get married when youre drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Phoebe: Youre thing. Youre thing. Yknow? Youre the guy who gets divorced.
Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much youre probably gonna marry it! Then it wont work out and youre gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) Im so drunk.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Chandler: Yeah. (They go pack.) Were doing the right thing, right?
Rachel: Okay, see now Im scared because I dont actually think youre kidding.
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that youre a drifter, so the balls pretty much in your court.
Rachel: Huh, thats funny. You look like youre gonna be the
Chandler: Jeez, relax! Its not like were mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.)
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Chandler: Nice job Joe! Youre quite the craftsmen.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Ross: No, were not!!
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Ross: No, were not.
Rachel: Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!
Phoebe: Were all right.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, youre not gonna come with me?
Chandler: Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Ross: Yeah, youre right.
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Joey: What is the big deal? Its not like were exclusive.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Joey: Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Phoebe: Theyre at the coffeehouse.
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: No youre not.
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that were gonna get married.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
Tommy: I think were here.
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Monica: Were kidding!
Phoebe: No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Chandler: I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Chandler: Youre our age!
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Joey: (to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Joey: Oh, youre switching apartments?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.