words in movies
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Chandler: I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: But youre not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
Gert: Faster! Youre not going fast enough!
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Dennis Phillips: Look umm Joey, I-I dont think youre quite right for this project.
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Phoebe: Wow! You really go all out when youre expecting company.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Ross: Theyre not a couple!
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
Chandler: Its your parents anniversary and youre going to talk about their dead pet?
Joey: Youre gonna have to pee on it.
Ross: Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
Phil: With him? Youre is favourite, youre his guy!
Rachel: No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!
Chandler: It just doesnt feel like were breaking up.
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Monica: Yknow what? Im gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), and youre gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.)
Monica: Hey! Youre wearing pants!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
Phoebe: And youre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youre kind (kisses him on the lips)
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Passenger: You say you love this man, yet youre about to ruin the happiest day of his life. Im afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.
Ross: Y'know if we ever go to war and youre captured, youre in for a big surprise.
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
Rachel: What? Youre leaving?!
Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Monica: I think youre done.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Ross: (to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Joey: I think youre right.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Joey: So, youre just Bing?
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Monica: Theyre green?
Rachel: What? Shut up! Were winning!
Ross: And youre afraid you wont be able to fill his shoes.
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Emily: Were getting married!
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Joey: Yeah, Rach, I think youre handling that really well.
Chandler: Oh, so thats this is gonna work now? Youre just gonna order me around all the time?
Emily: Yeah, theyre fine.
Joey: That would be Casey. Were going out tonight.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Monica: Were hanging out.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Joey: Your thumb? Thats weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure youre punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
Rachel: Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?
Chandler: Youre a genius!
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa! Wherere you goin?
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Phoebe: Well, youre just gonna have to try.
Chandler: And now youre giving me the message!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Mr. Treeger:: No! Youre clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Monica: (Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone.