words in movies
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.
Phoebe: Oh okay, well Im sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up the phone.) Yeah youre right, this is easy.
Supervisor: Theyre always going to tell you they dont need toner, but thats okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
Phoebe: Im hearing what youre saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner.
Phoebe: (doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?
Joey: Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in Joeys lap on Francette, and theyre both groaning.]
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.
Ross: (stunned at the complement) Youre welcome.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Rachel: Were paying for this yknow.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.